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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

    THE INVISIBLE MAN takes its terrifying monster to unbearable, uncomfortable psychological horror heights, but thankfully knows this is Elizabeth Moss’ show. Added bonus, the filmmaking kicks ass with a nerve numbing score and wowzer sound design. Top notch.

  • Underwater

    Underwater

    ★★★

    ‪UNDERWATER can stand proudly next to LEVIATHAN & DEEP STAR SIX, delivering solid scares amongst its stellar cast of mer-meat.‬

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★

    “I will live and love. Submit.”

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★½

    The Lighthouse is all madness, drink, and dread with a little tentacle tossed in to make things interesting. More Melville than Lovecraft. Pattinson screams the word “FARTS” better than any other actor possibly could.

  • Blood Machines

    Blood Machines

    ★★★

    Blood Machines satiates a hunger I haven’t felt since those salacious sci-fi days of Lexx. Yum

  • Sweetheart

    Sweetheart

    ★★★★

    A Peter Benchley Creature Feature hungry for the Weinsteins of this world.

  • VFW

    VFW

    ★★★★

    “Anymore of those prehistoric creatures coming through that door?” VFW is a John Carpenter stew seasoned with a heavy splash of Troma flavor.

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★

    No feeling is final.

  • Brightburn

    Brightburn

    ★★★

    CLARK KENT: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER is very upsetting. The trailer takes a lot of the energy out of the idea of the film, but I’m betting if I went into it totally blind I would currently be destroyed and in a puddle of tears on this gross ass mall floor.

  • Missing Link

    Missing Link

    ★★★½

    MISSING LINK is the best Laika Studios film since PARANORMAN. A warm hearted adventure that trots the globe as a showcase for brilliant and eclectic set design. Susan is a new stop-motion favorite and I demand action figures for my shelves.

  • Miracle Mile

    Miracle Mile

    ★★★★

    “Superman can take a lump of coal and make a diamond.”

  • Leprechaun Returns

    Leprechaun Returns

    ★★★½

    “One Shamrock Shake Shake Coming Up!”