Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • La La Land
  • Whiplash
  • The Evil Dead

Recent activity

  • Boyhood


  • Avatar: The Way of Water


  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


  • Babylon

Recent reviews

  • Babylon


    never once walked out on a film until today. tolerated about 15-20 minutes of me being the most uncomfortable i’ve ever been watching a film before i called it quits. some of the most gratuitous, hellish and downright blasphemous stuff i’ve ever seen and knowing that wasn’t even a third of the film i watched is absurd. it’s entirely my fault of course but i felt like maybe heading to church after i came out and cleansing myself. i dont…

  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

    Mr. Bean's Holiday


    imagine before going to a film festival seeing the face on tv of someone the target of a national manhunt for child abduction, bombing and fake identity and sitting in your seat as the first film is interrupted by the tapes of the same person you saw on the news before, and THEY are the videos shown. horrifying

Popular reviews

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    what is the consistency with like..so there’s muppet food, which is like sentient food with eyes that sing and talk and made of like felt…and then there’s real food. we see muppets eating real food so…so what’s the point of the muppet food. do the huma…do the h…do the humans consume…muppet food? what is the purposes of muppet food being at the market on the street…what other reason would they be on sale i need to know.

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    fucking dogshit. the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my fucking life. cannot fucking believe this film will be the last one i’ll watch this year. it is actually hilarious how shit like this even gets considered by actual human beings. his name is Adam McKay and yet this is far from ‘mmkay’…it’s trash, it’s garbage, it’s a trainwreck, it’s cringe it’s hypocritical and it’s ironic. the fact there are struggling writers out there with amazing ideas, new, fresh, original…wanting…