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  • Synecdoche, New York
  • La La Land
  • Whiplash
  • The Evil Dead

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  • Darkman

    ★★★

  • Army of Darkness

    ★★★★★

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★

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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★½

    what is the consistency with like..so there’s muppet food, which is like sentient food with eyes that sing and talk and made of like felt…and then there’s real food. we see muppets eating real food so…so what’s the point of the muppet food. do the huma…do the h…do the humans consume…muppet food? what is the purposes of muppet food being at the market on the street…what other reason would they be on sale i need to know.

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    fucking dogshit. the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my fucking life. cannot fucking believe this film will be the last one i’ll watch this year. it is actually hilarious how shit like this even gets considered by actual human beings. his name is Adam McKay and yet this is far from ‘mmkay’…it’s trash, it’s garbage, it’s a trainwreck, it’s cringe it’s hypocritical and it’s ironic. the fact there are struggling writers out there with amazing ideas, new, fresh, original…wanting…