mother! ½

First I was bored.
Then I was intrigued
Then I wasn't
Then I was bored again
Then I was annoyed
Then I was annoyed AND bored
Fuck you Aronofsky you PoS.
It's surprising that nobody left my screening because I would have been the one to do so had I not kept my dignity intact. It also doesn't help that I could decipher the entire film from just the poster. Just save your money and watch Mama instead. Or better yet, watch Dredd, that has a character called Ma-Ma in it.

Seriously. I fucking hated this film!!!

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