Ironic I go see a movie called The Black Phone and someone in the audience answers their goddamn phone and puts it on speaker during the fucking movie.
TURN. OFF. YOUR. PHONE.
(Don't worry, I won't become Alex Billington and call the cops. But turn off your fucking phone lol)
Straight up the worst mainstream action movie I've seen all year. Aside from an inspired Pierson Fodé, the film did nothing to me. Worst CGI of the year so far too, that's for sure. Good lord...and this was supposed to come out in cinemas? Lol, I'd like to think that COVID will now be used as an excuse for studios to relegate their most embarrassing productions to streaming services. The Man from Toronto may very well start that trend.
