Favorite films

  • First Blood
  • Rambo: First Blood Part II
  • Rambo III
  • Rambo

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  • Rise

  • Mahogany

Recent reviews

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  • The Living Daylights

    The Living Daylights


    Oops, watched THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS again; a salve for the Yankees fan who just saw the Bronx Bombers get no-hit by the dastardly Houston Astros.

    AmazonPrime subtitles are atrocious, with lines like "shouting in Afghan," because BezosWorld can't be bothered to know about Pashto/Urdu/Farsi/Arabic.

    The brief, comical windshield wiper gag is as satisfying as the giant aircraft stunt shenanigans. Marks of a great action film.

    Anyway, this stays in my top five 007iverse rankings, along with OHMSS, MOONRAKER, THUNDERBALL, and probably the other Dalton entry. And xXx (2002).

Popular reviews

  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a soldier, one of the first things at which I excelled, according to the infallible eye of my drill sergeants, was marching and marching movements. As a white guy and someone whose idea of nightmare is dancing in public, I’m a proud member of Rhythmless Nation, but I can twist & turn on command at perfect stiff right angles in combat boots with the best of them, apparently. This, uh, skill led me to be selected for local funeral detail…

  • Body Double

    Body Double


    Fuck you, purists.
    This is better than Hitchcock.