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  • Grosse Pointe Blank

    Grosse Pointe Blank

    violent hommes

  • The Marine 5: Battleground

    The Marine 5: Battleground

    Not gonna lie, this didn't get my full attention as I simul-screened THE MARINE 5 on Hulu+ at low volume on the left side of my monitor with a few episodes of Frasier on Netflix at higher volume on the right side, but the action sequences are worthwhile, especially the gnarly fight around the 59 minute mark in which a guy loses most of a foot and a skull to elevatored gun violence.

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  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a soldier, one of the first things at which I excelled, according to the infallible eye of my drill sergeants, was marching and marching movements. As a white guy and someone whose idea of nightmare is dancing in public, I’m a proud member of Rhythmless Nation, but I can twist & turn on command at perfect stiff right angles in combat boots with the best of them, apparently. This, uh, skill led me to be selected for local funeral detail…

  • Body Double

    Body Double


    Fuck you, purists.
    This is better than Hitchcock.