Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

I choose to surrender to the “Actually this is good” Side.

Some narrative/character choices I wouldn’t have made if I had had the privilege of being in that writers’ room and some editing-geographical-continuity issues that I’m sure thousands of YT dweebs are sweating over for their whiny video reaction montages, but I resist the hate (and there is a lot to hate here) and will not antagonize corporate behemoths, despite their laziness that bleakens the multiplex slate and makes us all stupider. May The Force be with the spinoffs. May we nostalgically stare at multiple suns until we go blind. Nothing matters.

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