I was bullied into this so I'm just here for the snacks.
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Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Sabrina
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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Recent reviews

  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding

    My Big Fat Greek Wedding


    Funny and really cute.
    Ian Miller isn't attractive even though he's passed off as her dream boy and I don't know why it bothered me so much.
    Gonna go check my ancestry to double check that my family isn't Greek.

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    Bruh, how did the starfish from suicide squad get in this movie??
    Points only for nostalgia because Oh is annoying

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This audience was probably one of (if not) the best in theater audience I've experienced. Cheering, clapping, gasps and shouts, there was a strong sense of excitement and emotion throughout the theater.
    There's a lot to be said about this movie but it's 1:30 and I don't believe I could properly do it justice.
    All and all I love this movie despite it having some small flaws. I had really nice time tonight and I'm glad I got opportunity to do this

  • Spider-Man



    "With great power. comes great responsibility."
    Great example of early 2000s cinema, slightly corny while still being entertaining.
    I can definitely appreciate the fight scenes in this movie while ignoring the crunchy 2000s graphics.
    Aunt May definitely got a upgrade in the Tom Holland Spiderman movies.
    Also this is your reminder Peter would've been called 'human spider' if it weren't for that cage fight announcement guy