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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    Indifferent. But I would let Florence Pugh spit in my mouth.
    Jack Reynor: Hit her with no condom had to make her eat the plan B

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★

    After 3 episodes of Euphoria and then this, it is official I’ve just turned in my paperwork for a Zendaya stan card

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    OH FUCK IT’S THIS GENERATION’S SUPERBAD

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    ★★★

    THEY BROUGHT OUT BOYZ 2 MEN LIKE THEY REALLY DID THAT SHIT HPLY FUCK EVERYONE WAS DRUNK AND THE DIRTY JUUL POD INSTA BADDIE AIR WAS RIDDLED IN THE AISLES OF THE PARAMOUNT I FEEL LIKE IM DREAMING


    O’SHEA JACKSON JR. IS THE WINGMAN OF THE CENTURY AND HE SUPPORTS CBD

    SHOUTOUT LIL BOAT!!!!

    THEY PLAY MOON RIVER BY FRANK OCEAN AND ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN A SETH ROGEN MOVIE EVER GOODNIGHT ITS CURRENTLY 12:30 AM