★★★★★ Masterpiece/Favorite.
★★★★½ Near Perfect.
★★★★ Great.
★★★½ Solid.
★★★ Decent.
★★½ Average. 
★★ Underwhelming.
★½ Pretty Bad.
★ Extremely Bad.
½ An Insult to Humanity.

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