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Favorite films

  • Tenet
  • Tenet
  • Tenet
  • Tenet

Recent activity

  • LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation

  • American Graffiti


  • Dune: Part Two

  • Malaria

Pinned reviews

  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Someone released a dark spirit in my theater…. worst smelling fart I’ve ever experienced in public, shit Stunk. 

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules


    "Greg, what about the D-O-R-E?"


    "THE DOOR?!"

    Forever a childhood favorite.

Recent reviews

  • American Graffiti

    American Graffiti



    “Where are you going?”


    “Well, you mind if I come along?”

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    IMAX 70mm

    Beauty and Terror. This scratched my itch of finally getting Dune. Despite its all-encompassing themes and the fate of Arrakis hanging in the balance, the story feels pretty focused on showing Paul’s influence and overconfidence in himself, juxtaposed with a shift in leadership of the Harkonnen, building to a collision that satisfies this narrative (though clearly leaving enough room for Messiah). The tall imagery works some of it’s greatest wonders here, particularly the scenes between Florence Pugh and…

Popular reviews

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    They knew what they were doing.

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Watched this synched with Dark Side of the Moon.

    My life is forever changed.

    When he says "the lunatic is on the grass", it's the only time we ever see Paul Blart on grass.

    It's amazing.