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  • Haunt



    Halloween Viewing 2019

    Loved the production detail and the superbly creepy sequences, not to mention the grisly as hell kills. However, these characters are all such idiots and fuck the story logic. I know these guys also wrote “A Quiet Place”, but they are not good writers, and yes, I will also include “A Quiet Place” in my theory...

    Last note: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?? Like, y’all don’t understand. And WAS THAT A SLOW COVER OF DRAGULA IN THE CREDITS?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Judy



    At the end of the film Judy says to her audience, “you won’t forget me, will you? I hope you don’t”. This film exists to prove that in fact, no, we won’t forget you, Judy.
    Renée Zellweger literally gives one of the best performances of the past few decades. The film is good, but Zellweger is incredible.
    3.5 out of 5 stars.

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    Can You Feel the Love Tonight takes place during the day... that’s just one issue.

  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin


    Consistently heart-warming and delightful, while also reinvigorating my warm nostalgia for Winnie the Pooh.
    4 out of 5 stars.