Oh my gentle jesus...
I had the unfortunate experience of turning on the television to this movie and, at first glance, finding it somewhat intriguing.
In the words of my mom, "Holy fucking shit I was wrong."
Disclaimer: I tuned in maybe 5-10 minutes after it started and I shut it off about 30 min before the end to save my eyes and room from being flooded by the monstrosity that is this movie.
There are so many things to pick apart with this…