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  • River's Edge
  • Drive My Car
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • Titane

Recent activity

  • Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn


  • Licorice Pizza

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth


  • Joker


Pinned reviews

  • Malignant



    “It's time to cut out the cancer.”

    Well by Christ, I sort of figured I wasn’t getting all the weird reactions surrounding this film. It just kept going for a while and I was thinking “yeah it’s pretty funny and stupid, I like this enough”. But it wasn’t to a huge degree or anything. Then the ending happened. No spoilers at all but uh yeah… haha. HAHAHA. FUCK. I mean that’s how you do it right there. Holy shitting Jesus.…

Recent reviews

  • Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn

    Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn


    “I exposed them to nothing!”

    Yeah I’m angry. I’m just angry that this even exists. Like it actually made me full on pissed off and it got to me way too much. It’s like the director’s sole purpose was to trigger people or something. But not in the usual way that people use that word on Twitter or whatever. Like it basically just made me go “how could you really ever call yourself a filmmaker when this is what you…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    "This is my nozzle, motherfucker!"

    Literally just Once Upon A Time In Hollywood 2.0

Popular reviews

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


    “I would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king.”


    Third time’s a charm! My first viewing of the trilogy was being forced to watch all 3 in one day (extended editions). By the end of it I didn’t care, I was tired and bored as hell. Years later I tried Fellowship again. Didn’t think much of it but I don’t think I was paying much attention. Over a year ago from now, I rewatched The Two…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    “The greatest threat to our universe... is you.”

    I cannot believe Marvel let Raimi get away with that much. The man went fucking wild. He needs to do more. I’m in love with this.