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  • River's Edge
  • Memories of Murder
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Creepshow

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  • Evil Spawn

    ★★½

  • Not of This Earth

    ★★½

  • Progeny

    ★★★

  • Faust: Love of the Damned

    ★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A real roundabout way of saying "A rolling stone gathers no moss"

    Since Mom Morgana seemed to be responsible for the creation of the Green Knight, I would guess that Gawain is not killed at the end. It's like one of those dumb frat initiation things where the guy gets blindfolded and thinks he's doing something scary but isn't really going to get hurt. The point is that he went through with it. Like why would you go to the…

  • Body Parts

    Body Parts

    ★★★½

    The vibe of this is like a cross between Cronenberg and Brian De Palma

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  • Ticks

    Ticks

    ★★★½

    Hoop-Tober Movie #6

    Crazy Animal Movie - 1/3

    "I'M INFESTEDDDDD!!!!!! SHOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

    What a great line; particularly when it's being delivered in a high pitched scream by Clint Howard as the skin on his face disgustingly bulges and throbs.

    Ticks is an enjoyable movie for something you might not have heard about, particularly for myself. Well made practical special effects, creature features, grossout moments, and creative gore effects are high on my list of favorite horror things. This has all…

  • The Quiet Room

    The Quiet Room

    ★★★★

    My buddy Sam Wineman directed this! It's a short film about a gay man that has attempted suicide and gets put into a hospital. He is subsequently haunted by a supremely creepy demon called Hattie (who is none other than Drag Race favorite Alaska Thunderfuck).

    This thing is just a little rough around the edges early on, but gels quickly as the plot advances. For a short-low budget film (and especially for a film made early in one's career), it…