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  • River's Edge
  • Memories of Murder
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Creepshow

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  • Career Opportunities

    ★★★

  • The Girl with All the Gifts

    ★★★

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★½

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    ★★★

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  • Slaxx

    Slaxx

    ★★★½

    Any movie that's halfway decent and takes a massive steaming shit on retail work culture and corporate scumbaggedness is a good thing. There are not enough movies like this and Office Space and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2.

  • Bloody Parrot

    Bloody Parrot

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is really scatterbrained and psycho-charged. It moves very very quickly and is full of all kinds of crazy elements. The basic idea has to do with a legend about the bloody parrot, who is a sort of mythical being that is an amalgamation of demons. If you should ever happen to lay eyes on the creature, it will grant you 3 wishes.

    This starts with a story about a guy that sees the mythical creature. But shortly after, there's…

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  • Ticks

    Ticks

    ★★★½

    Hoop-Tober Movie #6

    Crazy Animal Movie - 1/3

    "I'M INFESTEDDDDD!!!!!! SHOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

    What a great line; particularly when it's being delivered in a high pitched scream by Clint Howard as the skin on his face disgustingly bulges and throbs.

    Ticks is an enjoyable movie for something you might not have heard about, particularly for myself. Well made practical special effects, creature features, grossout moments, and creative gore effects are high on my list of favorite horror things. This has all…

  • Dream Home

    Dream Home

    ★★★★½

    I can't think of a more logical and obvious reason for the creation of a monster than by a lifetime of inflicted discomforts, abuses, and irreversible injustices. In the case of the protagonist of Dream Home, those elements are caused by an all too familiar system of completely soulless and indifferent financial and infrastructural bullshit that rains down hard (seemingly) every day of her life. She has one goal in her life: To buy a home with a view of…