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  • Death Wish Club

    Death Wish Club


    Scene after scene and line after line of totally ridiculous absurdity. Death Wish Club, aka Gretta, aka The Dark Side to Love is a very very dense collection of weirdness, the likes of which I have never seen (except maybe in "Things" from 1989). I'm pretty sure I was saying either "what!?" or "what the fuck!?" every few minutes throughout the entire movie. The majority of the lines in this are either totally unexpected, totally absurd, or extremely funny (or…

  • The Velvet Vampire

    The Velvet Vampire


    Practically a nonexistent plot, but if you came for visuals, odd set pieces, and corny lines/line readings, you'll probably dig this. Like a really watered down Anna Biller movie.

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  • Ticks



    Hoop-Tober Movie #6

    Crazy Animal Movie - 1/3


    What a great line; particularly when it's being delivered in a high pitched scream by Clint Howard as the skin on his face disgustingly bulges and throbs.

    Ticks is an enjoyable movie for something you might not have heard about, particularly for myself. Well made practical special effects, creature features, grossout moments, and creative gore effects are high on my list of favorite horror things. This has all…

  • Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

    Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers


    Hoop-Tober Movie #10

    Movie From a Franchise - 1/7

    This is a mostly boring slasher with nothing really new or interesting to offer. It's pretty slow, ridiculous, and bad. However, it's also enjoyably dated and there's a ton of funny bad acting, sometimes steeped in valley girl accents and mush-mouth kid talk. If that doesn't float your boat, there are many marvelously cringeworthy hair styles in this. The mullet was still in full swing in '88 and there are 2…