I am the sole arbiter of quality films

Most of my reviews are shitposts and are not meant to be taken seriously.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • The Departed
  • American History X

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  • Moon Knight


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    Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

    The actual worst part of the Trump presidency is that every comedian feels an obligation to do a segment on him

    EDIT: Y’all please go like some other reviews of mine I don’t want this to be what I go down in Letterboxd history for

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U


    Doubling down on the absurd horror and comedy that made the original worth seeing, Happy Death Day 2U is a campy and bombastic sequel that demands to be seen with an audience. Jessica Rothe is both emotional and hilarious, while the story and direction keep the camp but add an additional layer of genuine emotion.