• The Intern

    The Intern


    Quentin Tarantino has said that this movie, one which contains a long and graphic foot massage scene, is his favorite of the year

  • Minions



    Was genuinely sobbing on the plane I was laughing so hard and some lady was staring at me as I wept

  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale


    The only part I liked about this movie is the concept. It’s pretty ridiculous how The Hunger Games completely copied it and I really can’t believe people just let that slide. It’s cool to see how this inspired other stuff like The Purge, Squid Game, etc. Despite the fact that at its time it was an original concept, it is still a really, really shitty movie.

    The acting is painfully bad, it felt like I was cringing multiple times every scene. Paired…

  • Elevator to the Gallows

    Elevator to the Gallows


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the best screenplays I’ve seen in a very long time, I kind of can’t believe this was written by a 24 year old. Everything fell into place beautifully as the story progressed, and the exact right amount of time was spent between the three stories. The murder scene at the beginning is fantastic, and it only gets better from there. 

    The positive thoughts I have on the movie so greatly outweigh the only negative one, but I’m need…

  • Breathless




  • Se7en



    Murder? Fine. Torture? Sure. But fatphobia? Not cool John, seriously not cool.

  • La Haine

    La Haine


    I watched this movie for the first time about a year and a half ago. Then I rewatched it about six months ago. Then tonight. It feels like each time I watch it the messages become more and more relevant.

  • Eyes Without a Face

    Eyes Without a Face


    Patient, calculated, and at times incredibly unpredictable. The practical effects and cinematography were both great, but what really stood out was how influential the concept clearly was. To me it’s a slightly weaker The Face of Another, but it’s still very impressive. My favorite scene by far was the opening, mostly because of how much it went against my expectations. Usually, when a pretty woman in a ‘60s thriller is being followed at night, we feel fear for her. But…

  • Rushmore



    “‘Well you pulled it off’
    ‘Yeah it went okay. At least nobody got hurt’
    ‘Except for you’
    ‘Nah, I didn’t get hurt that bad’”

  • Magnolia



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy


    Another banger of a performance from Catherine Scorsese

  • Good Morning

    Good Morning


    Paul Dano has said that this movie, a movie about kids taking a vow of silence, is one of his favorites. Kinda reminds me of a certain character in Little Miss Sunshine.