• McCabe & Mrs. Miller

    McCabe & Mrs. Miller

    ★★½

    The music was nice!

  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “But it did happen”

    The reason I don’t consider this movie to be perfect is because of how easy it is for me to rank the nine characters based on my interest in them. By this I mean there are some really great characters/storylines, accompanied by some I don’t have the same love for. This ranking is based purely on how interesting and developed I find these characters, it has nothing to do with whether the character is a good…

  • Road House

    Road House

    “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” Coldest goddamn line in movie history

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★★

    This is the only good movie I hate every other movie

  • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    I want all my garmonbozia (pain and sorrow)

  • Blow-Up

    Blow-Up

    ★★½

    Now why did we interrupt the only interesting scene in the movie with a rapey threesome

  • Repo Man

    Repo Man

    ★★★★½

    Anyone want a Beer™ to wash down that Food™?

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger

    This film is unbelievable. Truly, I am having trouble believing it. It bewilders me how unaware this movie is of itself. It takes a jab at American propaganda during the over the top Captain America shows near the beginning of the movie. However the movie gets to hide behind the fact that it is a period piece, and of course propaganda such as that doesn’t exist anymore. The funny part being, the movie itself is a piece of propaganda. If…

  • Down by Law

    Down by Law

    ★★★★

    Good evening, buzz off to everybody. Oh, thank you. Buzz off to you too. Oh, it's a pleasure. Thank you.

  • True Stories

    True Stories

    ★★★★½

    “Maybe I am kind of sad. I like sad songs. They make me want to lie on the floor”

    So, so fucking good. I will not be elaborating. It’s just amazing.

  • Cure

    Cure

    ★★★★★

    For me the most chilling moments of this movie are the silent ones. There’s something really terrifying about silence. The unnatural stillness. Instead of fearing what you hear, you fear what you can’t hear. What your senses are being deprived of. I think that humans have trouble understanding silence. True silence is not something that comes to us often, it can feel quite alarming when it does.
    Silence will stop the viewer and pull them in. Any thought that was…

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort

    The Young Girls of Rochefort

    ★★★★½

    Saw this at a local film festival with a packed theater of people who were all a solid 60 years older than me and the friends I went with. Was really amazing to see it on a big screen with an enthusiastic audience. The visuals are undeniably some of the best of all time, the music is great, and Gene Kelly is greatest. The screenplay is awesome and it’s really cool to see the idea of a small town with…