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  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★★★

    1:00 Wallow in self pity
    4:30 Stare into the abyss
    5:00 Solve world hunger; Tell no one
    5:30 Jazz-ercise
    6:30 Dinner with me. I can't cancel that again!

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★★

    kEwL bEaNs

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ok boomer

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    ★★★★

    it would have been 5 stars if it was vape instead of "steam" lol

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    happy halloween 🎃

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★

    lions with eyebrows have left the chat

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★

    mysterio can like ... get it

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when they're all hiding under the table and the park's are having sex it lowkey gave me a panic attack

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★★

    the joker's dance moves in this alone deserve 5 stars

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★

    The fact BrBa ended 6 years ago is crazy. This brought back memories I forgot I even had :'(

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

    I have a German Shepard and now I get why people are afraid of them...

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    ★★★

    I watched this because I remembered rodrick being hot but then this movie dug up some weird middle school nostalgia i forgot existed? LIKE WHAT? Being nostalgic for middle school should not be a thing.