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  • Baywatch


    The only time I laughed was when Zac said the line “as much as I know about laptops, I don’t know shit about computers!” and I only laughed because I have absolutely no idea what that even means, but it was delivered as if it were a punchline to a joke I was totally unaware was in progress. Boy oh boy, that really took me by surprise.

    That one moment aside, every single joke in this movie is worse than…

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    I've never been so shocked about a total lack of walkouts in the cinema as I was during this. The absence of steps/doors opening behind me was almost distracting.

    Gets suuuuper interesting once you know Ghostboy is our protagonist rather than Rooney; up until that point... ehhh. I'd be fascinated to know what anyone actually got from ten fucking minutes of pie-eating other than "it's Rooney Mara eating a pie". It's like Lowery devised that scene with the specific purpose…

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  • Barry



    Two words are curiously absent for the majority of Vikram Gandhi's Barry. Those words are 'Barack' and 'Obama'. In this year's other college-age presidential biopic, Southside With You, those words hang over the heads of the characters in every scene and therein lies the reason why the former is a considerably better film. Whereas SWY is a story about the two people who grew up to be President and First Lady, Barry is about a young man of mixed race…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    You know how during the final scene of Whiplash, you got that feeling as if your heart was about to burst out of your chest? Well that's pretty much how I felt for the whole of Mad Max: Fury Road.

    We'll start with the positives, and there are quite a few of them. On the whole, the film looks fantastic. The practical stunts are just as awesome as they were in The Road Warrior, and even most of the CGI…