Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming ★★★

My comprehensive ranking of every MCU villain:

1. Cate Blanchett in the Thor: Ragnarok trailer
2. Michael B Jordan in the Black Panther trailer
3. Vulture
4. Loki
5. Kurt Russell's facial hair, I guess?
6. Uhhhhhh, Daniel Bruhl????
7. ???
8. ?????
9. There was some purple guy in Guardians of the Galaxy I think? Is that accurate??
10. Oh yeah! The bald dude in Ant-Man! He was bad
11. Salazar, the Vengeful Pirate!
12. ...
13. ...
14. ...
15. ...
16. Tim Roth's gross muscly body in The Incredible Hulk

Idk, it was fun. Tom Holland kills it. I listened to an interview with Jon Watts where he said he wanted to keep the visuals "as grounded as possible" and acted like that was objectively a positive thing, which pretty much sums up the MCU. The whole movie should just have been Marisa Tomei biting her lip.

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