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Sex, summer vibes & synth music. This extended STD metaphor works so so well as both a coming-of-age tale and a horror movie. It's big on aesthetic, pairing fluid, engrossing camerawork…
Liam J. Kirkpatrick ★★★
This is kind of a mess of good and bad things mashed together. I think that the story, whilst more ambitious, constantly trips over itself and pretty much refuses to…
Zach a.m. ★★★
Deadpool wears your patience very thin. It's not a character or a movie that bats 1000%. I think it'd be impossible to watch this movie and ride its wavelength, never…
Dirk Diggler: European Jiggler ★★★
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Another moderately entertaining mixed bag of jokes and slapstick-spectacle. As with the original, the gags that work best are the meta ones, whereas the more…
I hated this far less than I thought I would.
I look forward to turning on it in 6 months time and never watching it again, probably.