Moral of the story: kids'll get ya killed.
WHAT IF this movie wasn't riddled with mediocre indie [hipster] clichés?
Answer: it'd actually be pretty solid.
Harry Potter & the Zoe Kazan both gave good performances but were ultimately undermined by poor directorial decisions and writing platitudes.
3 out of 5 - slightly above average
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I got fucked and died in the middle of nowhere.
In West Texas my family got beaten and raped but
In the desert is where I spent most of my day.
Stressin' out, maxin', no relaxin shit ain't cool,
My wife and kid got took I looked like a…