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  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising


    Someone tell Eastwood to stop squinting his face, he looks like he's doing a bad impression of his dad, then tell him to give up acting altogether. I liked the film; first one was better but this one was still fun, just bigger and dumber.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    "I lost my city contract to Tony Stark; guess I'll become an arms dealer."

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  • Iron Man

    Iron Man


    How does Tony fall from the sky, in a rinky-dink suit made of scraps, constructed in a cave in the middle of nowhere, and just get up and walk away while Rhodey falls from the sky, in a mark whatever-the-fuck suit, and gets paralyzed from the waist down? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals


    Now this is the story all about how, 
    My life got flipped, turned upside down, 
    And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, 
    I'll tell you how I got fucked and died in the middle of nowhere. 

    In West Texas my family got beaten and raped but
    In the desert is where I spent most of my day.
    Stressin' out, maxin', no relaxin shit ain't cool, 
    My wife and kid got took I looked like a…