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  • The Big Boss

    The Big Boss

    ★★★½

    Why Cheng, you're a pretty good fighter.
    -Hsiu Chen

    Remembering Bruce Lee who passed away 45 years ago today. I like how this movie changes its attitude towards Lee halfway through the film.

    First Half: I don't know about this Bruce Lee kid... just keep him out of James Tien's way.

    Second Half: We need to find more people to get the shit beaten out of them by Bruce!

  • To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story

    To Hell and Back: The Kane Hodder Story

    ★★★★

    God damn it! Kane Hodder made me cry. Back in 2014 I was lucky enough to attend a Q&A at a convention with Hodder. Got some good stories, something signed and some pics taken. Was a bit blown away by how Hodder seemed humbled by the fans and basically thanked them for everything he had in his career. Didn't think I could ever like him more after that. Well here comes To Hell and Back not only to remind me why I like him, but to give me even more reasons too.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★½

    I am Groot.
    -Groot

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…