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  • Alien
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • Blade Runner
  • Ghost in the Shell

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  • The Italian Connection


  • Unforgiven


  • John Wick: Chapter 2


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Pinned reviews

  • Alien



    Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.

    When you get right down to it, Alien is a "B Movie" made with "Triple A Movie" sensibilities. The story in one broad stroke is a crew of people on a ship getting killed off one at a time by a creature. A story doesn't get more "B Movie" then that. I think the problem ended up being that every single person involved with the…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    They're coming for you, Barbara!

    The birth of the modern zombie. It's often that Night of the Living Dead is simply mentioned as the first modern zombie film and almost all the praise goes to Dawn of the Dead as the greatest zombie film ever made. Night deserves much more praise then that.

    The rules of the modern zombie is engraved in pop culture. My 9 year old stepdaughter knows what a zombie is and she's never witnessed a…

Recent reviews

  • The Italian Connection

    The Italian Connection


    It's not a question of balls, but I'm not a criminal. I won't go stealing for a whore like you. 
    -Luca Canali 

    That Luca Canali has a way with the ladies. No wonder they all find him charming. 

    Canali (Mario Adorf) is a pimp on the run for his life and he doesn’t know why. Seeing Henry Silva and Woody Strode after you would be enough to scare anyone shitless. Ever notice how Silva looks like one of those Easter…

  • Unforgiven



    Happy Clint Eastwood Day! 

    93 years old today and one of the reasons I love movies. 

    I’ll never not think this film is brilliant. 

    I realized midway through that the last time I had watched this was with Dad. I fucking miss him a lot today. 

    Degrees of Separation from Last Movie: 
    -Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood 
    -Was in The Mule with Laurence Fishburne 
    -Was in John Wick: Chapter 2 

Popular reviews

  • Project X

    Project X


    Project X: I love you so much Superbad, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

    Superbad: Fuck you Project X

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge



    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…