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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Right.
    -Brett

    Happy Alien Day! Next year I'm going to put an effort towards watching a different Alien movie from the franchise... or maybe try to watch more than one... or maybe all of them... one of those three options for sure.

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    They're coming to get you, Barbara!
    -Johnny

    I don't care how many times I've heard Johnny taunt his sister with that line or how many times I've heard the line quoted... moments before it comes up in the film it still puts a big old smile on my face as I settle into my happy place for the next 90 minutes or so.

    First time watching the Criterion release. I have no idea how many butchered transfers I've seen of…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★½

    I am Groot.
    -Groot

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…