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  • Death Wish

    Death Wish

    ★★★½

    What do you call people who, when they're faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
    -Paul Kersey

    Charles Bronson is a gun toting New Yorker running around Manhattan killing muggers and rapists, but still keeps called a liberal, a bleeding heart liberal at one point. It's "message" is ridiculous, it's attempts at being balanced shallow, but you get Bronson killing bad guys.

    'Nuff Said

  • My Dinner with Hervé

    My Dinner with Hervé

    ★★★½

    Why hate yourself when you can hate me?
    -Hervé Villechaize

    A bit of a passion project for Sacha Gervasi and Peter Dinklage who have been working on this project for years. I was a little thrown off by Dinklage doing Hervé's voice, but if he didn't imitate his accent I would have been thrown off by him not doing it. I soon got used to it though and ended up thinking Dinklage did a fantastic job in the role. My…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★½

    I am Groot.
    -Groot

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…