If I saw a competitor drowning, I'd shove a hose down his throat.
I'm happy that Michael Keaton has been enjoying a career resurgence in the last few years. I'm happy to see him in theaters more often than ever. This though, which isn't actually bad, is probably one of the lesser roles he's played in the last few years. There isn't all that much range in playing Ray Kroc, fast food's original asshole.
One thing (I'm guessing…