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  • I Am Santa Claus

    I Am Santa Claus


    What can I tell you? It's Saint Patrick's Day! We're all drunk!
    -Santa Claus

    We're meeting Mick Foley on Tuesday so my buddy thought it would be a good idea I watched this. Would have much more enjoyed it if it would have been just about good old Mick, his family and Christmas.

  • Kid with the Golden Arm

    Kid with the Golden Arm


    Golden Arm never uses weapons. He claims he doesn't need them, and that using his bare arms is best. And, he's probably right.
    -Iron Feet

    After watching a string of Liu Chia-liang Shaw Bros Kung Fu films I had almost forgotten how bloody violent his contemporary Chang Cheh is, especially when he has his Venom Mob in tow. It's a universe where getting impaled by a spear is no guarantee that the fight is over.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    I am Groot.

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge



    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…