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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.
    -Ripley

    When you get right down to it, Alien is a "B Movie" made with "Triple A Movie" sensibilities. The story in one broad stroke is a crew of people on a ship getting killed off one at a time by a creature. A story doesn't get more "B Movie" then that. I think the problem ended up being that every single person involved with the…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    They're coming for you, Barbara!
    -Johnny

    The birth of the modern zombie. It's often that Night of the Living Dead is simply mentioned as the first modern zombie film and almost all the praise goes to Dawn of the Dead as the greatest zombie film ever made. Night deserves much more praise then that.

    The rules of the modern zombie is engraved in pop culture. My 9 year old stepdaughter knows what a zombie is and she's never witnessed a…

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  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★

    If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
    -Debbie Ocean

    The main crew is a fantastic cast. I don’t remember the last time I liked Sandra Bullock this much in something, it might be because of her interactions with Cate Blanchett though. Rihanna as a hacker named Nine Ball? Of course! Awkwafina is great. Everyone in that crew is.

    Everyone else in the movie… not so much. There’s…

  • Coming to America

    Coming to America

    ★★★½

    Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!
    -Prince Akeem

    For me I think this is where Eddie Murphy peaked with an R rated movie written for him showcasing everything that he liked doing. White face and all.

    You still saw hints of “this” Eddie Murphy in his later films, some with bigger hints than others. Although I gotta say that Dolemite Is My Name felt like a return. The fact that Craig Brewer is also directing Coming 2 America gives me some…

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  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★½

    I am Groot.
    -Groot

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************