Tokyo Gore Police ★★★★

Rarely do films with reputations live up to them, but some exceed them... if you want them to or not... even after you think you've just witnessed the most fucked up thing in film history it just refuses to let it go. You were freaked out by the lady with the monster mouths on her breasts? Well here's a dude shooting people from his giant mutated penis. How do you review that? You don't. You just give it 4 stars and hope people don't judge you too harshly because of it.

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