Christ! Rich people... Sick stuff always turns out to be rich people.
The one-two punch of George A. Romero and Dario Argento adapting works of Edgar Allan Poe didn't turn out exactly how I thought it was going to. I love Romero but I automatically thought his half would end up being much weaker compared to Argento who's usually brilliant. Turns out I loved both halves almost equally.
Admittedly Romero's "The Facts in the Case of Mr. Valdemar"…