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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
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  • Bloodsport
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  • The Wolf of Snow Hollow

    ★★

  • Saint Maud

    ★★½

  • Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★½

  • The Dark and the Wicked

    ★★★★½

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  • The Wolf of Snow Hollow

    The Wolf of Snow Hollow

    ★★

    This movie wanted to be funny. It wasn’t. 
    This movie wanted to be a werewolf movie. It wasn’t. 

    These two aspects are the major selling points of hooking an audience and they both come up empty. Even with the movie being shot extremely well, edited masterfully, and acted decently, this is a failure. So disappointed.

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★½

    That was something alright….

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  • Howling: New Moon Rising

    Howling: New Moon Rising

    ★★★★★

    Still the most preposterous thing I have ever seen. At no point does this make a lick of sense as a Howling film (as they clumsily re-edit and contextualize footage from previous installments to make sense here), nor as a film any distributor would be able to market to people outside the desert town this was made. Line dancing in the dark, a horrible endless succession of bad puns, songs where men's zippers are used as instruments, the worst werewolf…

  • Things

    Things

    ★★★★★

    31 DAYS OF HORROR: #29

    Perhaps the most bizarre, surreal, one of a kind film ever made. It feels as if the makers had been on bath salts while making this. It is a fever dream of horrible horrible decisions and continuity shifts/errors building to such a level that it goes beyond the realm of taste and into art. I fucking love this movie so much. I've watched it numerous times and it just keeps getting better. I love a world where this exists.