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  • Fight Club

    ★★★★

  • mid90s

    ★★½

  • Dream Scenario

    ★★½

  • Saltburn

    ★★

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love all the neo-noir trappings on display here. The look, the score, the voice over. A femme fatale with sexuality not normally found in blockbusters. The stoic protagonist, engaged with as an icon more than an actual person.

    When the movie does show us that person, he’s not virtuous. Not a boy scout pushed to extremes or a reluctant hero who is pure of heart even as walks in shadow. He’s vengeance.

    He’s not well. He’s not making a…

  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Short version: This is a movie about Tilda Swinton telling herself a story in which Idris Elba is a character. There are no actual djinns in it, Tilda processes feelings through stories, and this movie is about her doing some serious introspection about if she's actually content, or if she's been ignoring the true desires of her heart. Failing to accept her desires will force her to drift through life, unseen and unheard.

    When I left the theater, I thought…

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★

    Watching this for the first time in probably 15 years, and I definitely felt the length more this time around. Today (unfortunately) you wouldn’t need to use the first hour establishing Norton’s character/world view. A modern audience would clock that immediately.

    Still a solid movie, despite how large chunks of the audience misread it.

    Great performance from Pitt.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★

    The movie definitely has its own inertia, and will continue on its course even as the momentum of the characters arc away. The movie never deviates from its path or speed to follow those arcs, Fennell is satisfied with just proceeding to the next scene at a constant pace.

    There’s a sequence near the end that is completely needless and insulting. But then the final scene redeems it.


    “The words are on the screen! That’s the best part! The best part!”

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  • The Green Mile

    The Green Mile

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a movie, the Green Mile is far too long, and extremely basic. Every character is one-dimensional. The dramatic beats of the story are all over the place.

    Wild Bill, a character defined by his over the top need to be disruptive, constantly disappears whenever they want to have a quiet, heartfelt scene 10' in front of his cell.

    But the biggest issue, by far, is the message of the movie. An innocent black man is falsely convicted for child…

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★½

    Oppenheimer trades almost exclusively in tone and ginned-up interpersonal moments. Nolan doesn't give the scientific, military, or political context needed to tell any of those stories. He's not interested in engaging with the Manhattan Project even at a pop-sci level, instead various proper nouns are name-checked, but could be erased and replaced without changing the structure of Nolan's script, just like a Mad Lib. Characters are all constructed out of the standard tropes from every fiction/biopic about a troubled genius,…