Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Superman
  • JFK
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Recent activity

All
  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ½

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    ★½

  • Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

    ★★

  • The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    A more acceptable version of the Emoji Movie, but the message was the same.

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    magine someone were to blow you up. Next they electrocute you. Then blow you up again in 3D. Do you think you would hold a grudge? I think you would probably be mildly upset. Probably upset enough to plan some sort of revenge?

    The shark in Jaws the Revenge is something special. It is able to lay traps, call the coastguard, roar and travel thousands of miles in a short time.

    The story (if you dare refer to it as…

Popular reviews

More
  • Slap Shot

    Slap Shot

    Sports films are usually about challenges and overcoming them. Beating the odds, jumping the hurdles, sinking the putt, dunking the ball or scoring the touchdown. These films usually centre around a hero, or a sporting great or someone seeking redemption.

    What was different about Slap Shot however, is that it centres around a pathological liar, a cheat and a borderline alcoholic.

    1977′s Slap Shot is the story of a run down town called Charlestown, with a run down ice hockey…

  • Rawhead Rex

    Rawhead Rex

    awhead Rex is a 1986 monster movie with a difference: it is rubbish.
    Based on a short story by Clive Barker which originally appeared in Volume 3 of his Books of Blood series, it features a monstrous pagan god’s bloody rampage through the Irish countryside. While the book had Rawhead as a demonic scary vision of evil, the filmmakers obviously had a different opinion and had Rawhead down as a pissed off Iron Maiden fan circa 1986.


    The film begins…