Michael Jones

Michael Jones

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Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Boyhood
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Alien

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  • The Howling

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  • Respect

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  • Friday the 13th Part 2

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  • The Iron Giant

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  • Rocks

    Rocks

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    Man, how it starts with a group of black and brown girls hanging out in their estate, looking out at the London high-rise buildings, dreaming that their non-existent boyfriends would just take them to the Shard, even though it’s just a stone’s throw away.Β 

    Rocks is about the gaps in the British childcare system, how underfunded foster programs and inattentive social care programs come together to ultimately fail the needs of individual young people. Being a teacher in one of…

  • The Sisters Brothers

    The Sisters Brothers

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    Just to let you all know that if more acclaimed French filmmakers start making American cowboy films, so much that it starts to become a thing, then I was the guy who coined the phrase you’re looking for.Β 


    This is a Baguetti Western.

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  • Respect

    Respect

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    This film was 4 hours long

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

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    Friday the 13th: Part 2 takes a long time to get going, and given it’s only actually about 80 minutes long, the 10 minutes worth of recap of the previous film really does it no favours. This sequel takes us back to the camp where the first took place, but this time it’s Jason who’s out for revenge.

    The main issue here, though, is that literally nobody ever actually finds that important piece of information out, other than the final…

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  • Shimmer Lake

    Shimmer Lake

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    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me, she tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say "no". We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada.…

  • A Knight's Tale

    A Knight's Tale

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Mostly not happy that he chose the princess over the cute-ass Scottish blacksmith. Terrible decision.