Now THIS is how you make a great bad film. The front-flip in to over-the-shoulder kick to the face with the use of someone else's leg to create the effect is the stuff of legend. Up there with the child actor's JCVD accent and Chong Li's insanely large pecs.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me, she tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say "no". We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada.…