Just to let you all know that if more acclaimed French filmmakers start making American cowboy films, so much that it starts to become a thing, then I was the guy who coined the phrase you’re looking for. 

This is a Baguetti Western.

Cinemas are back open in the UK! And what a way to celebrate. Vin Diesel wears a white tank-top and mumbles his way through a series of mindless action sequences where the cut happens *just* before the actual impact every time and nothing really matters. Tried to save itself with COOL TWISTS but it’s just every Arnie movie you can think of mashed together and made worse. 

Welcome back, cinema.

Typical Apatow stuff, where I’m never particularly in to the mediocre riffing and boring shot-reverse-shot style. But Bel Powley is absolutely brilliant and could have absolutely done the Margot Robbie role in Wolf of Wall Street

Genuinely thought Kay was gonna go Tonya Harding and kneecap a Persian