Just to let you all know that if more acclaimed French filmmakers start making American cowboy films, so much that it starts to become a thing, then I was the guy who coined the phrase you’re looking for.
This is a Baguetti Western.
Cinemas are back open in the UK! And what a way to celebrate. Vin Diesel wears a white tank-top and mumbles his way through a series of mindless action sequences where the cut happens *just* before the actual impact every time and nothing really matters. Tried to save itself with COOL TWISTS but it’s just every Arnie movie you can think of mashed together and made worse.
Welcome back, cinema.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me, she tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say "no". We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada.…