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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★½

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★½

  • The Taste of Things

    ★★★★

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  • Rocks

    Rocks

    ★★★★½

    Man, how it starts with a group of black and brown girls hanging out in their estate, looking out at the London high-rise buildings, dreaming that their non-existent boyfriends would just take them to the Shard, even though it’s just a stone’s throw away. 

    Rocks is about the gaps in the British childcare system, how underfunded foster programs and inattentive social care programs come together to ultimately fail the needs of individual young people. Being a teacher in one of…

  • The Sisters Brothers

    The Sisters Brothers

    ★★★★½

    Just to let you all know that if more acclaimed French filmmakers start making American cowboy films, so much that it starts to become a thing, then I was the guy who coined the phrase you’re looking for. 


    This is a Baguetti Western.

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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★★

    Easily the best film adaptation of any text in the GCSE curriculum and it’s not even close

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★½

    Barry Keoghan turned up to Saltburn ready to lick anything and everything. Dude had a whole Neopolotan ice-cream’s worth of flavours

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