Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Rocks 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2020 3

  Man, how it starts with a group of black and brown girls hanging out in their estate, looking out at the London high-rise buildings, dreaming that their non-existent boyfriends would just take them to the Shard, even though it’s just a stone’s throw away. 

  Rocks is about the gaps in the British childcare system, how underfunded foster programs and inattentive social care programs come together to ultimately fail the needs of individual young people. Being a teacher in one of…

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  The Sisters Brothers 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Apr 2019 2

  Just to let you all know that if more acclaimed French filmmakers start making American cowboy films, so much that it starts to become a thing, then I was the guy who coined the phrase you’re looking for. 

  
  This is a Baguetti Western.

Recent reviews

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Nov 2023

  Easily the best film adaptation of any text in the GCSE curriculum and it’s not even close

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2023

  Barry Keoghan turned up to Saltburn ready to lick anything and everything. Dude had a whole Neopolotan ice-cream’s worth of flavours

Popular reviews

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  A Knight's Tale 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2018 8

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Mostly not happy that he chose the princess over the cute-ass Scottish blacksmith. Terrible decision.

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  Black Mirror: White Christmas 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2017 2

  Did anybody see that shirtless guy riding a horse?