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  • Bloodsport



    Now THIS is how you make a great bad film. The front-flip in to over-the-shoulder kick to the face with the use of someone else's leg to create the effect is the stuff of legend. Up there with the child actor's JCVD accent and Chong Li's insanely large pecs.

  • Bao



    The entire time I thought that the mum was a teenage boy and after the reveal I assumed that they were a gay couple and then I was really confused by the metaphor so I have no idea what happened

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