Everything this film did was either incredible or horrible. It probably had more of the former than the latter, but oh my god. Sometimes films are fun-shit, but this was fun, and shit, it’s honestly one of the most insane films I’ve ever seen. This is a twisty comedy-crime-mystery that is only ever way too fast or way too dull. Blake Lively is incredible though. If this wasn’t so much of a hot mess she could genuinely be an Oscar…

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me, she tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say "no". We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada.…