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  • Bloodsport

    Bloodsport

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    Now THIS is how you make a great bad film. The front-flip in to over-the-shoulder kick to the face with the use of someone else's leg to create the effect is the stuff of legend. Up there with the child actor's JCVD accent and Chong Li's insanely large pecs.

  • Bao

    Bao

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    The entire time I thought that the mum was a teenage boy and after the reveal I assumed that they were a gay couple and then I was really confused by the metaphor so I have no idea what happened

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  • Shimmer Lake

    Shimmer Lake

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    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me, she tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say "no". We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada.…

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

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    The WHAT ARE THOOOOSE moment raises so many questions. Does Vine now canonically exist in the Marvel universe?