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    The Way the Eagle Shits

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    Itโ€™s so comforting to know that 43 years later, the issues raised by this furious piece have largely been dealt with, rendering its message quaint and no longer relevanโ€Šโ€”โ€ŠAHAHAHA! Oh, I nearly managed to get through that statement with a straight face. This is painfully relevant today.

  • A Child's Voice

    A Child's Voice

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    Despite feeling near identical to the old BBC A Ghost Story for Christmas TV movies of the โ€™70s (and even being erroneously identified as such in some places online), this is actually an Irish production, and a rather nice one, at that. Very slow-burn, and the quality of the home-taped rip (that is to my knowledge currently the only way to see it) does leave a bit to be desired, but the ending is strong and grim, which is exactlyโ€ฆ

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  • Silver Slime

    Silver Slime

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    Look, I know there are a fair amount of films and shorts that get called โ€œan homage to gialliโ€, and a lot of times, that means you get the inclusion of a POV black-gloves-holding-a-razor shot (which this has), maybe a few color gels (which this also has!), but thatโ€™ll basically be it. Itโ€™ll be missing the dreamy [insert Italian equivalent of je ne sais quoi here] that makes it feel like the director gets it on a primal level. Silverโ€ฆ

  • Here We Come A-Wassailing

    Here We Come A-Wassailing

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    Rarely has any non-fiction yuletide fare felt so close to devolving into a Wicker Man style human sacrifice at literally any moment.