There are worst things in life to be than a second-tier RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK knock-off. Vikander is a badass, Goggins is wasted, movie is fine. But you knew that without even seeing it, didn’t you?
Since my friend and I were the only people in attendance for most of the pre-show, we got to chatting with our server. At one point we asked him his thoughts about the movie and, in a moving display of candor, he explained to us that he is a military veteran - eight years of service - and that he had a really tough time adjusting to civilian life after his discharge. To that end, he apologized to us in…