Dave Parker

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Part time critic, actor, director. First and foremost a fan.

Favorite films

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The Last House on the Left 2009

★★ Rewatched 23 Aug 2023 4

Well shot, mostly good fx, the stormy background is cool.
The film lacks the powerful punch the OG has.
David Hess is impossible to replace.
Hollywood can't make these types of movies especially past 1984.
Really a pointless remake that doesn't do anything new in the subgenre or doesn't give the audience the ending and awful feeling the OG did.
Craven wanted people to feel the violence and be disgusted.
Craven seemed to want the audience to understand that even…
La mort trouble 1970

★★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

This is not for me. Sometimes absurdist stuff works for me other times it's a huge chore

Malignant 2021

★★★★½ Watched 12 Sep 2021

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

A little hokey, but super entertaining and bonkers.
Spoilers
I cant wait for everyone to tell people this movie is bad because its like Basket Case, The Dark Half, Sisters, and Daniel's Not Real and every movie they love is 100 percent original.
Humanoids from the Deep 1980

★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Jun 2022 2

Always loved this one. Film people take note this thing is under 80 mins!!!! It moves in warp speed, has a smart lead female scientist, gore, monsters, good character actors, a massive body count, and fishmen rape (well we might be able to live without the fishmen rape)