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  • Almost Famous
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Breakfast Club

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★½

  • Tomorrow Never Dies

    ★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    ★★½

  • Sleeping with Other People

    ★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★½

    I feel the same way watching this as I did seeing Being John Malkovich for the first time. I enjoyed it. It was different. But I don’t feel the hype is justified. Yet, at the same time I’m convinced on re-watch it’ll spring to life and suddenly everything will come together all at once.

  • Tomorrow Never Dies

    Tomorrow Never Dies

    ★★½

    Elliot Carver’s plan is somehow the most bonkers and realistic villain plan in all of Bond.

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  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    ★★

    I only watched this to understand Walter White's torment.

  • The Hobbit

    The Hobbit

    ½

    Everything wrong with this movie:

    1. Dale looks like the Queen of Hearts' castle from Alice in Wonderland
    2. The Arkenstone is kept in Erebor, not Dale
    3. Slag?! Are you kidding me? The dragon's name is SMAUG
    4. Smaug does not take the treasure of Dale, he takes the treasure of Erebor (The confusion of Dale with Erebor can be said as one, but it's brought up so many times that it's worthy of two separate points)
    5. "only…