Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Music Man
  • Step Brothers
  • Snoopy, Come Home

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  • Cujo

    ★★½

  • The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★

  • Exorcist II: The Heretic

    ★★

  • Flowers in the Attic

    ★★

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  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★½

    A dang smiler (movie that makes me smile).

    I watched this way I almost always watch this where I start watching Army of Darkness and go “I probably should rewatch Evil Dead II.” I’ve seen this 10 times but I’ve only seen Army once in high school. Maybe next time, AoD.

  • Cujo

    Cujo

    I'd roll up a newspaper and pop that fucking dog right on the nose and go, "Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!" You'll never catch me sweating to death in my dumb broken car. Dee Wallace, have you never heard of "fetch"? Come on. Use your damn head.

    The c-plot about the sugary cereal that turns kid piss red should have been the a-plot, the a-plot about the rabid dog should be the b-plot, and the b-plot about Dee Wallace having an affair with her off-screen husband should have been the c-plot (c for cexy)

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  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★½

    YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT THREE AND A HALF STARS BABY LETS FUCKING LIVE A LITTLE!

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights

    ★★★★★

    In June 2009, I got married and watched the Tony Awards and I saw a number from show and said “oooooo I want to see that.” My wife didn’t. Two months later, I got a bunch of money to do stand up on Comedy Central (not a bunch, some) and my wife and I bought tickets to see Alice Ripley in Next to Normal. It was good.

    The day after I taped, I slept in because we were in the…