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  • Despicable Me 3

    Despicable Me 3


    My son, age 9:

    That is what happens when you run out of ideas.


  • The Accountant

    The Accountant


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's an understatement to describe the depiction of an Autistic person as having a black and white moral code and an obsession with guns as problematic. On the other hand the non-pitying portrait of an autistic adult with flaws and strengths and awareness to describe himself as an Autistic is incredible and unique in this type of media. Alison Wright as a non-verbal Autistic woman who is an intelligent, funny, caring, and happy adult is also worth noting--that said, it's…

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a film for people who love the twee arts and crafts feel of a Michel Gondry film AND love to cheer on Jason and Freddie as they are chasing young women through the woods.

    I'm still not sure how I feel about this film. I left the movie feeling like I'd just seen a horror movie. Not just the body horror stuff that you've probably read about, if you've read about this film, but really terrifying psychological horror.…

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender


    Hardly as horrible as its reputation would suggest. Struggles with momentum and rigid green screen acting. Fight scenes are inventive and does a decent job with complex world-building.

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    P okay. Then Scott Summers shows up and it's basically terrible from then on.

  • Zootopia



    Beautiful to look at. Very funny. Great message told in a convuluted and contradictory way that it reinforces the messages about power and oppression it's trying to critique.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My son's face when he discovered who Kylo's father was. Topped only by when he saw what a badass Rey is with a light saber. 💯

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    Wreck-It Ralph


    “No cuts. No butts. No coconuts?”

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone


    Sets a record for ‘Characters Saying The Title Of The Film In The Dialogue.’

  • Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

    Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit


    Best scene.

    Best line: “This is geopolitics, not couples therapy.”

  • The Trip to Italy

    The Trip to Italy


    Much funnier and less mannered than the original. Heartbreaking and hilarious.

    Additional thoughts spurred by Rob's comment:

    I found both character's mid-life breakdown so much more compelling and surprising than the Coogan's crisis in the first one. Where the first always delivered the obvious (for me), this one seemed genuinely more careful handling the display of emotions without being cloying. Two examples: 1. When SC is talking about being invisible in front of young people and 2. when RB tells…

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    Super-duper misogynistic