mrwillmartin

I’m here to kick ass and rate most movies five stars and I’m all out of peanut m&ms

Favorite films

  • Toy Story
  • The Last Picture Show
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Old Joy

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  • Friday the 13th Part III

    ★★

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★

  • Friday the 13th

    ★★★★★

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★★★★

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  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III

    ★★

    Love that these work like the Rocky movies where we see the entire previous final battle at the start of a sequel. Anaglyph 3D is neat for ten minutes and then mostly really sucks, although was extremely fun to be in a crowd where everyone went “whoa!!!!” every time something was Very 3D.

    This movie is not very good.

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★

    Listen, sequels are hard. You want to hit some similar beats and find a new spin and also trod fresh ground; this one mostly just hits similar beats. And really cranks up the t&a. All of the efficient set up of the first— murder camp has been closed for a decade and they are trying to re-open it— is replaced by this insane Avengers-like summoning of camp counselors that happens to be on the same lake. Doesn’t matter anyway because…

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    One of my favorite movies ever that I’d only seen once in theaters. Even at home some of these sequences are so completely edge of the seat good wow. The big devastating time jump is so fantastic and something so perfect for a Sci Fi Movie. Love the ending. Gonna blast the score all day.

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★★

    I’ve withheld a star from this twice on the grounds of “if I think your male lead performance is Bad it can’t be a full five.” Have now decided: if you make me weep six times (4 joy 2 sad) you get five stars.

    You’re welcome Steven Spielberg!!!!