You know those heist movies where you see them plan and sweat over every detail and then it immediately goes off the rails and the real movie is everybody scrambling to somehow pull it off? Like that, but for zombie movies. And backwards.
"Be charmed," demands this movie, with a gun to your head. "Don't you want these beautiful people to get everything they want? What is wrong with you? You need this."
Waiting for this to follow in the Academy Award-winning footsteps of the similarly inauthentic and ingratiating Birdman and The Artist.