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  • Haunt



    The movie sucks a little bit but mostly doesn't suck

  • The Innkeepers

    The Innkeepers

    this movie is really boring and sucks

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  • The Amazing Johnathan Documentary

    The Amazing Johnathan Documentary


    Very little amazing johnathan. Mostly some boring guy tediously navel-gazing.

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak

    Some pretty good aesthetic, but nothing quite comes together here. Basically a full on Victorian melodrama, but there's no romance to be felt after being cued in early that the Sharpes are in fact up to no good. A weepy crush between a creepy older man and a nearly prepubescent looking girl is supposed to be enough to absolve him from a lifetime of mayhem in our eyes.

    It felt like all the possible reveals in the film are just…