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Favorite films

  • The Outsiders
  • Léon: The Professional
  • Titanic
  • Requiem for a Dream

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  • To Die For

    ★★★★

  • The Howling

    ★★★

  • The Clovehitch Killer

    ★★★

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★

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  • She's All That

    She's All That

    ★★★

    Since when did playing Soccer make you the Jesus of a whole school? This man must have gold plated nuts.

    It’s already better than the reboot.

    Did I hear that correctly? Did stokes from the Faculty just tell Rachel Leigh Cook to off herself so that she could get famous for her art? 

    The cast in this is impressive as hell but not as good as this script “my soul is an island. My car is a Ford” I mean…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    God I love Ratatouille.

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  • To Die For

    To Die For

    ★★★★

    Women- Mesmerizing Yet Terrifying! 

    This girl is funny asf with the boombox at the funeral scene.

  • The Howling

    The Howling

    ★★★

    Day 26 of the Halloween Horror Marathon! 

    Tiktok brought me here for this one. 

    Not brutal and strong enough to be near “American Werwolf In London” but enough to leave an impact for a few years.

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