Trash, smut, exploitation, horror and golden oldies is what I’m into. 

Well thought out and eloquent reviews are nowhere to be found.

Favorite films

  • Mandy
  • Night Nurse
  • Porky's
  • Poltergeist II: The Other Side

Recent activity

  • Walk East on Beacon!


  • The Mystery Squadron


  • Telefon


  • The Undercover Man


Recent reviews

  • Walk East on Beacon!

    Walk East on Beacon!

    Easily the worst movie in the 4 noir box sets that Indicator has released. I fell asleep during the first two attempts and finally on the third I sat bolt upright with all the lights on and just when I thought it was drawing to a conclusion I saw that there was still 25 minutes left and that was the final straw. It takes a special kind of crappy movie to make me hit the eject button before it’s through. At least I don’t have to listen to that authorative narrator droning on anymore. 

    Dull, dull, dull.

  • The Mystery Squadron

    The Mystery Squadron

    This serial keeps you guessing who the disguised villain is and after the 3 hour and 40 minute mark when you finally got to see who it was I still had no clue who the guy was. 

    The plot, acting and dialog resembles everything my friends I would have done at 9 years old in the schoolyard. 

    Lots of running around, surprised looks, mugging and awful fight “choreography”.  Not one of the most engaging ways to spend that much time.

Popular reviews

  • Wild Riders

    Wild Riders

    All I could think about before I went to bed was "please don't let me die in my sleep and make this piece of garbage the last movie I ever watched".

  • Mandy


    Pitch black in the house, family asleep in bed, dog curled up beside me, cell phone dead silent, big screen tv, blu-ray and headphones resulted in a glorious viewing experience of a movie that held me spellbound and grateful to be alive and a fan of genre films. 

    Captivating in every way, my fears of being another viewer missing the boat on “Mandy” were put to rest after two hours of visual and audio bliss. I didn’t think I would ever…