[laughing nervously] what the fuck?

i am so completely in love with chris evans it's not even funny anymore it's just sad

BY ALL MEANS MOVE AT A GLACIAL PACE!!!! YOU KNOW HOW THAT THRILLS ME!!!!

i watched this with some friends and we ordered pizza and it was really fun!! i’m making friends guys!! it’s happening!! however they are still hating on la la land so i will continue to be on the lookout for people with taste

@RealJamesWoods Didn't you date a 19 year old when you were 60.......?

i love how people are gonna ask if i got lit for my 18th birthday but really i just watched moulin rouge and ate spaghetti