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  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

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    @ david lynch what the fuck are you on about old man

  • Hustlers

    Hustlers

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    This was honestly Ocean’s 8 levels of gay subtext.......

  • Little Women

    Little Women

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    okay but when is someone going to cast Saoirse Ronan in a movie about the Pre-Raphaelites???

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

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    bro is it gay to take care of a lighthouse with another dude?

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THE BEES:
    The bee bumper sticker....... "it's like I swallowed bees"...... the bee pillow...... the BEAMER.........

  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

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    Eh, this wasn't anything super spectacular but I think it was pretty funny overall. Some of the bits didn't land well, but you win some you lose some. I thought the kids were adorable, and the Jake Gyllenhaal bit at the end was enjoyable.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

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    I wish I would have had this movie available to me when I was in middle school.

  • Let It Snow

    Let It Snow

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    This was a nice, albeit cliched, Christmas movie. I do think the queer storyline was a bit misguided and kinda yikes tho?

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass

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    Started with a very interesting concept but the execution was severely lacking.

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game

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    bro her hand got Fucked Up

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

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    @ jake gyllenhaal: call me

  • Independence Day

    Independence Day

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    Man, who gave Jeff Goldblum the right to look THAT good in this movie??