★★★ Watched 20 Jan, 2020
@ david lynch what the fuck are you on about old man
★★★★ Watched 07 Jan, 2020
This was honestly Ocean’s 8 levels of gay subtext.......
★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan, 2020
okay but when is someone going to cast Saoirse Ronan in a movie about the Pre-Raphaelites???
★★★★ Watched 02 Jan, 2020
bro is it gay to take care of a lighthouse with another dude?
★★★★½ Watched 31 Dec, 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
THE BEES:The bee bumper sticker....... "it's like I swallowed bees"...... the bee pillow...... the BEAMER.........
★★★½ Watched 26 Dec, 2019
Eh, this wasn't anything super spectacular but I think it was pretty funny overall. Some of the bits didn't land well, but you win some you lose some. I thought the kids were adorable, and the Jake Gyllenhaal bit at the end was enjoyable.
★★★★ Watched 19 Dec, 2019
I wish I would have had this movie available to me when I was in middle school.
This was a nice, albeit cliched, Christmas movie. I do think the queer storyline was a bit misguided and kinda yikes tho?
★★½ Watched 21 Oct, 2019
Started with a very interesting concept but the execution was severely lacking.
★★★½ Watched 10 Jul, 2019
bro her hand got Fucked Up
★★★★ Watched 06 Jul, 2019
@ jake gyllenhaal: call me
★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jul, 2019
Man, who gave Jeff Goldblum the right to look THAT good in this movie??