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  • Kidnapped



    A film where David Naughton plays a cop who owns a pet chimpanzee, goes undercover as a wannabe porn star with the girl he is suppose to be protecting and gets his penis out to not blow his cover.

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    Coincidentally I once lost my job, turned to the streets, sold my hair and a few teeth. Unfortunately unlike Anne Hathaway, I did not look like a scared and upset sexy mouse but more like a bloated haggard old leper ... but oh could I sing!

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  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.


    This one deserves a sequel.

  • Terminal



    Ironically a film in which I found Simon Pegg to be playing the least irritating of the characters on display.

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  • The Fly

    The Fly


    Peter Parker had it easy.

  • Jaws



    A tragic tale of a lost and distressed fish hunted down by an aquaphobic police chief, a disgraced oceanographer trying to regain some of his tarnished reputation and a nasty drunk with a fetish for bowlegged women. All of them egged on by a corrupt mayor trying to find someone or something to blame for his small islands dwindling tourist industry and his poor taste in fashion. I wish it had a happy ending, but they even go so far as to insult the fishes mother before finally commiting the coup de grace. Shameful stuff. Five stars.