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Recent reviews

  • Hot for Teacher

    Hot for Teacher

    I typed a long-ass review about this but my internet cut out and I lost it all. I'll leave only the most important part. What the hell is up with the body proportions in the movie poster? The actress looks like 7 feet tall but she's only 172cm... Something is amiss and answers must be found.

  • Oxen Split Torturing

    Oxen Split Torturing


    This is why Toyotomi should’ve won.

Popular reviews

  • Shark Attack 2

    Shark Attack 2

    I will watch every bad shark film, so help me God...

  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    From Wikipedia:

    "The finished film contains footage of a real helicopter crash. In a scene showing law enforcement officers firing their weapons to ward off tomatoes in a field, a $60,000 Hiller Aircraft UH-12E that had been rented for the production was supposed to have landed in the tomato patch behind the officers, but during the landing, its tail rotor struck the ground, causing the craft to spin out of control near the ground, roll over, and burst into flames. The helicopter pilot escaped without serious injury.[2] The crash was accidentally caught on film and was later worked into the film."