This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I’m toying with the idea that I was put on this earth to be the sole vessel to TRULY bear witness to Bryce Dallas Howard’s performance and character in this film.
The moment The Accent left her lips, my jaw dropped like a cartoon. I was flattered to see her doing an impression of me doing my impression of Lin-Manuel Miranda in Mary Poppins Returns (a terrible habit I should stop before all my friends leave me.)
At one point,…