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  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m toying with the idea that I was put on this earth to be the sole vessel to TRULY bear witness to Bryce Dallas Howard’s performance and character in this film. 

    The moment The Accent left her lips, my jaw dropped like a cartoon. I was flattered to see her doing an impression of me doing my impression of Lin-Manuel Miranda in Mary Poppins Returns (a terrible habit I should stop before all my friends leave me.) 

    At one point,…

  • The Words

    The Words

    Bradley stars as “Rory Jansen” a name that could not fit him worse or roll off the tongue less.

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  • Argo

    Argo

    I moved to LA to work on this movie and truly, I cannot overstate this enough, Argo fuck yourself for changing my life and making me addicted to working in this godforsaken business.

    Mark my words, my dying breath will be “cast Scoot McNairy in more things.”

  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods

    Chris Pine is horny, singing and splashing in a waterfall and... I like that.