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  • Weird Science

    Weird Science


    Take the Cat in the Hat and Mary Poppins and rub some pg-13 teen comedy sleaze on it.

    If you were not raised in the 80's and weaned on this movie, I am sorry.

    Bill Paxton is unforgettable.

    Anthony Michael Hall used to be likeable.

    Kelly LeBrock gives possibly the most important performance of anyone's lifetime.

    Pure John Hughes gold.

  • Robo Vampire

    Robo Vampire


    Godfrey Ho directed 39 movies released in 1988 alone.

    This is definitely one of them.

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  • Waterworld



    All I chose to remember about this movie was watching Kevin Kostner drink his own pee.

  • Beyond the Black Rainbow

    Beyond the Black Rainbow


    Do you hear that? It's the sound of your mind melting from watching Beyond the Black Rainbow.

    Put David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, and Thx1138 in a blender. Hit puree. Garnish with a twist of slasher movie and enjoy.

    Taste the rainbow.