Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Who Am I This Time? 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 May 2023

  JD completing a no-hit dark souls run with the jungle beat bongos for nintendo gamecube

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  The Collection 2012

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 May 2023 1

  is this the best horror film about billionaire tech ceos? they should lucasarts in a screen with recurring Paypal payments to menicus moldbug and tim dillon and wallet full of gary vee nfts.

Popular reviews

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  Blackhat 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Oct 2021 11

  (review of reconstructed director's cut)

  “Am I being tangible...gary?”

  When I was 16 I saw a guy punch another guy in the face. This wasn’t rare, I’ve been at either end of similar exchanges, but this particular pairing of fist and face has stuck in my mind. The face belonged to the guy who introduced me to 4chan around the same time he, with an accuracy that only increases with time, announced he allocated zero consideration to Irish end-of-school exams…

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  The Velvet Underground 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2021

  "all that peace and love shit...we hated that"