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  • Avengement

    Avengement

    ★★★★

    Fake shit wins but not tonight.

  • Widows

    Widows

    ★★½

    weird to have the "sketchily-drawn political subplot that could easily have been excised" trope reversed, feels like all that shit is happening in a very different and incrementally better film.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    The top-voted Letterboxd review of this film is an imaginary conversation an ancient shithead claims to have had with teenagers in which he blew them away with the opening shot of Halloween (presumably before bench pressing them both.)

    He claims to have done this merely to prove “most of them have the attention span of fruit flies with ADHD and that most modern media seems to cater to their sugar rush needs causing them to lose appreciation for the power…

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin

    ★½

    There are private eye cartoons better than this. A smug jolly for panel show wankers. Pathetic.