Favorite films

  • The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
  • Iguana
  • Chameleon Street
  • Penda's Fen

Recent activity

  • Who Am I This Time?


  • Minding the Gap


  • The Randall Scandal: Love, Loathing, and Vanderpump


  • Thir13en Ghosts


Recent reviews

  • Who Am I This Time?

    Who Am I This Time?


    JD completing a no-hit dark souls run with the jungle beat bongos for nintendo gamecube

  • The Collection

    The Collection


    is this the best horror film about billionaire tech ceos? they should lucasarts in a screen with recurring Paypal payments to menicus moldbug and tim dillon and wallet full of gary vee nfts.

Popular reviews

  • Blackhat



    (review of reconstructed director's cut)

    “Am I being tangible...gary?”

    When I was 16 I saw a guy punch another guy in the face. This wasn’t rare, I’ve been at either end of similar exchanges, but this particular pairing of fist and face has stuck in my mind. The face belonged to the guy who introduced me to 4chan around the same time he, with an accuracy that only increases with time, announced he allocated zero consideration to Irish end-of-school exams…

  • The Velvet Underground

    The Velvet Underground


    "all that peace and love shit...we hated that"