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  • Serial Mom

    Serial Mom


    Serial Mom is the American Amelie

  • Another Round

    Another Round


    can’t wait for the american remake in 3 years where seth rogen and jason mantzoukas discover drinking every day makes them better teachers and it’s called The Hypothesis. also it ends like school of rock, where they get kicked out of the school but their students get them their jobs back

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    somehow Crazy Smeg: Fury Road doesn’t have the same ring to it

  • Relaxer



    i definitely like Buzzard better, just due to preference, but this is still really impressive, just for the way it becomes higher and higher concept as the movie goes on while still staying true to the elevator pitch. the marketing really undersells this movie, in a lot of ways it’s closer to Tetsuo the Iron Man than Clerks or Slacker or whatever

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  • Pleasantville



    this is a horror movie where a jigsaw-like don knotts traps tobey maguire and reese witherspoon in 50s sitcom westworld and makes them teach people how to fuck. better than wandavision

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    BRAD PITT: movies is your food. cars are your water. mickey mouse is jesus. sports illustrated is the bible
    EVERYONE ELSE IN THE MOVIE: wow so true i’m gonna be a domestic terrorist