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  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Piano Teacher
  • The Dreamers
  • Saw III

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  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

  • Better Watch Out

  • Genie

  • Thanksgiving

    ★★★★

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  • Saw III

    Saw III

    ★★★★★

    This is my Joker. I will not be elaborating further.

  • Serial Experiments Lain

    Serial Experiments Lain

    ★★★★★

    a̴̧͓̩͍̦̻̟͈̲̅͊̇ͫ͠n̸͙̘̗̝̙̪͔͍̄d͕̞͇̱̬̭̩̥̤͌ͯ͠ ͌ͤͨ̍̂̏̌̋́͏̙̗̯̬yͫ̌ͨ͏͓̠͖̪̤͚̦́õ̼̤̟͔̪̥̾ͦͣ̿̊͒͞͞u̗̰̎͑͟͞ ̛͇͇̻͍ͦ͊̃ͣ̅͊̔́ͅḍ͇̘̤̘̥ͮͭͪͪ͢o̵̠ͨ͑̏ͦn̝̠̄̉̀̏͋’̴̡̭̣ͨ̑̂̎ͣ͛̊͂́t̸̵͚̮̟̭ͫ͛͝ ̴̱̜̘ͧ̍͋͒̒̾s̢͈̗͈̣̜͙͕̰̏̅͗̍͒ͨ͢e̸͍͇̘̱̠̣̦̎̑e̪̯̥̠̥̮ͫͫ̊͂̌̓͆̂m̆͐̏̽̐͏̝̳̼ ̸̜̬̤̭͖͈̹͌ͣͮ̂ͤ͂̌͘͠ţ̩ͩͥ͂͗ͯ̑͗͂͘o̢ͭ̃̋͏͎̰͉ ̣͊̈́͞ṷ̢͔̍ͨͦ̿ͧ͐̀n̸̙̼̙̹͚̺̄̅̉͂̍d̊̆͑͏͍͇̲͓̘͉e̡̢̤͉̣͖̠͓̲̦̗͌̍͒ͫ̐̔͝r̸̜͚͍̮͙̭̯̘͎̄ͭ̑͋͐̉ͫş̤̦̠͓̮̟͓͚ͩ͌̂ͥ̄͋̆̇͠t̬̭͛́͌ͬ̽̀̇̔͠͠a̷̱̾͢ͅņ̹̹̦̫̼̞̑̂ͮ͒ͦ͡dͤͨ̓͋ͪͤ̚҉̙͚

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  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Toxic yaoi

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★★★

    During the most deranged era of my life, I was so desperate to leave my serving job at [REDACTED BRUNCH RESTAURANT] that it very briefly looked like I was going to shift gears and work as an attendant at an escape room that opened down the street from the restaurant instead. I didn’t end up working there, but it’s probably for the best for everyone involved because I definitely would have entertained myself by joining random groups under the guise…

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  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can say with one hundred percent certainty that I could survive the razor wire maze with ample time to spare and minimal injury. RIP to that guy but I’m built different.

  • Saw IV

    Saw IV

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Top ten worst mistakes in screenwriting history:
    10. Killing off Amanda 
    9. Killing off Ms. Young
    8. Killing off Jigsaw’s best apprentice
    7. Killing off Jigsaw’s hottest apprentice 
    6. Killing off the best character in the saw franchise with AT LEAST 6 MORE FILMS LEFT
    5. Killing off my emo lesbian queen Amanda Young
    4. Killing off Amanda
    3. Killing off Amanda 
    2. Killing off Amanda
    1. Killing off Amanda when there was SO MUCH MORE THAT THEY COULD HAVE DONE WITH HER CHARACTER!!!!