This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Jim Jarmusch's films are beautiful poems that give you the ability to find raw life within silent shots of the mundane and simple. Within each individual second of this film, there are infinite gardens to discover and explore. By using tools other than the usually heavily-relied-upon narrative, we are forced to interact and connect with the depth and meaning of the message being conveyed. How truly incredible for an art form to elicit such feeling! I have given film my heart and my soul, and I never want them back

Ok but if I wanted to hear an old fat man shout for 2 hours I would have called my step dad up and told him his golf swing is below average

Turns out I want to be Greta Gerwig even when she's as big as my hand and made of plastic