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  • Striking Distance

    Striking Distance


    Opening setup is Cop Land a few years before Cop Land. One of the better Pittsburgh movies.

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead


    • Zack Snyder's best comic book movie. BUT the only part that you can consider "best comic book movie" is the opening credits. Yes, better than Watchmen or any DC stuff.
    • Could only alpha zed as "Zombie Scott Stapp" and he was wearing a rubber suit that looked like a rubber suit which was distracting.
    • A surprising economy of exposition/setup for your typical Zack Snyder movie.
    • Didn't feel gory at all because of vaselined CGI & very little…

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  • The Kid Detective

    The Kid Detective


    Excellent surprise. The pitch sounds niche and slight and diminishingly Indie™: what if Encyclopedia Brown grew up to be a failure and had to solve a grown-up mystery? But Adam Brody as Abe Appelbaum, Kid Detective (it even says that on his P.I.'s office door) fulfills the promise of the premise. (I thank Zeus that Adam Sandler didn't find this script first for his Netflix deal).

    A good litmus test for whether you'd like this movie, or LIKE like it,…

  • Night of the Kings

    Night of the Kings


    I loved NIGHT OF THE KINGS but it will always be impervious to criticism because it was the first time I set foot in and sat in-person to see a film, in a movie theater, in 364 days.

    The Quad Cinema in NYC reopened on March 5, 2021 at 25% capacity with all Covid-related protocols in place (masked indoors, distancing, staff vigilance). We were fully vaccinated and double-masked, and we were but two of five total audience members in attendance…